1) Make prank phonecalls to your husband, every couple of days. (His paranoid nature will only benefit!)
You can indecently proposition him, ask him to clean your carpets and not take no for an answer, try to sell him some shingle for the roof, accuse him of seducing your teenage daughter and put on all kinds of snazzy accents. The possibilities are endless!
2) This all works significantly better if you manage not to crack and burst out laughing in the first 30 seconds. I am still working on that.
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